by Arthur Crabtree » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:50 pm
And here are the FINAL SCORES.
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On with the scores. And it's very close. At the top.
21. Aidan...2551
20. Durham...2803
19. Al...2811
18. Dilbert...2850
17. DD...2876
16. Yuppie...2877
15. Andy...2930
14. Arthur...2944
13. BFP...2961
12. Prof...2962
11. Rich...2977
10. Adi...2983
9. Alfie...2996
8. Redjr...3029
7. GG...3142
6. BFL...3143
5. Red...3157
4. Ian...3169
3. GJ...3171
2. Stands...3257
1.Doc...3261
Well done the aptly named Doctor Cricket who wins out from our other expert cricket analysts. Commiserations to Stands for coming so close, but it is fitting that the title goes to such a committed Ashes enthusiast, whose prize is a collection of Ashes themed books, videos and a red Steve Waugh mental disintegration handkerchief presented in a display frame. Well done to our winner.
A piece of Endorfins chocolate made with pure rain forest sourced palm oil will be dispatched immediately. Congratulations Red jr.
Thanks for competing CMS posters. I'll keep my bits of paper for three more days if there are any queries.
Bye.
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