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Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:39 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
I'll do this after I've completed the CMS cricket awards 2017. So tomorrow or the next day.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:16 pm
by from_the_stands
Arthur Crabtree wrote:I'll do this after I've completed the CMS cricket awards 2017. So tomorrow or the next day.

I wouldn't worry about too much. Australia won. That's all that matters.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:04 pm
by bigfluffylemon
Adi wrote:Big match for those who are having Usman. 192 points already for those who have him, and still batting.

from_the_stands wrote:Khawaja to score big on his home ground... I hope.


:salute


I have him too. It's going to be a pretty close one I think, but the honours might go to whoever picked Cummins (not me)

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:09 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Should be able to get this done today.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:03 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
The players scores from the final leg of Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

Featuring a deus ex machina from a figure who has spent the whole series downstage, barely seen, contributing little to the drama. But finally his cloak is removed, and we see the grinning visage of Usman Khawaja stepping out of the shadow. Will his late entry into the story of the series decide the outcome of this most prestigious contest?

You will only find out here, at the home of Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

But first, those scores.

Cummins...212
Khawaja...201
Root...167
Paine...128
Smith...123
Lyon...114
Moeen...113
Starc...91
Hazlewood...80
Warner...66
Bairstow...63
Broad...58
Anderson...50
Cook...49
Stoneman...44
Bancroft...10

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:12 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
At Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League, getting our clients' updated table out promptly is our priority and comes with our world famous guarantee.

But we have an emergency board meeting tonight. Problems with Fantasy League Worldwide credit rating in the Financial Times today though are wide of the mark. Pure fabrication.

Full scores to appear tomorrow.

You have our word.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:23 pm
by Red Devil
Arthur Crabtree wrote:At Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League, getting our clients' updated table out promptly is our priority and comes with our world famous guarantee.

But we have an emergency board meeting tonight. Problems with Fantasy League Worldwide credit rating in the Financial Times today though are wide of the mark. Pure fabrication.

Full scores to appear tomorrow.

You have our word.


Fake news strikes again!

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:30 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Most importantly we have a sponsor and tax concessions in place.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:34 am
by Dr Cricket
need confirmation but I am pretty sure I won this.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:29 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Just processing the data now.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:10 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Once again Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League delivers thrills and shocks all the way up the finish line. Just as Australia came back in Sydney after their calamity in Melbourne, the Fantasy League delivers the unexpected as standard.

Those of you who have invested in our highly desirable ticker tape update app will have seen that there have been some fascinating scores in Round 5: Sydney, and you will note that the FLASHING HEART symbol is pulsing, informing you of a CHANGE IN LEADER. Ashes 2016-17, WILL NOT BE GOING TO THE WEST MIDLANDS.

Here are some of the winners from Sydney....

Stands...662
Dilbert...649
DD...591
Prof...583
GJ...575

...and the losers.

Alfie...469
Yuppie...456
Ian...423
Aidan...378
Adi...370

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:13 pm
by meninblue
Cameron has been a huge flop for me. Might not even be in mid-table.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:50 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
And here are the FINAL SCORES.

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On with the scores. And it's very close. At the top.

21. Aidan...2551

20. Durham...2803
19. Al...2811
18. Dilbert...2850
17. DD...2876
16. Yuppie...2877

15. Andy...2930
14. Arthur...2944
13. BFP...2961
12. Prof...2962
11. Rich...2977
10. Adi...2983
9. Alfie...2996

8. Redjr...3029

7. GG...3142
6. BFL...3143
5. Red...3157
4. Ian...3169
3. GJ...3171

2. Stands...3257
1.Doc...3261

Well done the aptly named Doctor Cricket who wins out from our other expert cricket analysts. Commiserations to Stands for coming so close, but it is fitting that the title goes to such a committed Ashes enthusiast, whose prize is a collection of Ashes themed books, videos and a red Steve Waugh mental disintegration handkerchief presented in a display frame. Well done to our winner.

A piece of Endorfins chocolate made with pure rain forest sourced palm oil will be dispatched immediately. Congratulations Red jr.

Thanks for competing CMS posters. I'll keep my bits of paper for three more days if there are any queries.

Bye.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:50 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Just in the top half Adi.

Re: The Ashes 2017-18 Fantasy League.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:37 pm
by Dr Cricket
congratulation to joe root for winning the more prestigious award of the CMS Ashes.