Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

[Durhamfootman]

Zadok the priest Yohanna has signed for Brighton for £21.5M

18 year old youngster. Winger

I only mention it because Stockholm had already accepted the same bids from Newcastle and Chelsea, with Brighton coming in later, and with 3 to choose from he chose Brighton. This is what happens when clubs don't qualify for European football. I got the impression that Newcastle thought they were in the driving seat when it was between them and Chelsea who are overloaded with players who then barely play

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Trippier to Wolves

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Now Jimenez returns to Wolves

Wolves are busy getting sorted

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Marcos Senesi to Spurs on a free

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Newcastle have their first signing of the summer. Ewen Jaouen... who? well, indeed!

He's a 20 year old goalie from Ligue 2 and never played a top flight game of football, but he is supposed to be an exceptional talent and Newcastle have paid £18M for him. After chasing Trafford for 2 years with an eye on a long term future goalie and then thinking they had got him last summer, only for the player to go to Man C at the last minute, it would appear they've moved on from him

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Forest have turned down a £106M rising to £120M offer for Elliot Anderson from Man C

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Celtic have appointed O'Neil as permanent manager. He's 74 now, you'd think he'd prefer to put up his feet

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Man C have agreed a deal to sign Niamh Charles from Chelsea

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Beth Mead to Man C on a free

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Cucurella to Real Madrid

assuming they can find a plane big enough to get his *modded* hair in

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Costinha to Brighton from Olympiacos

Peixoto new manager at Wolves

Sage new manager at Palace

I don't know any of those names at all

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Amorim new manager at AC Milan....gamble?!

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Caroline Weir to Lyon from RM

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big changes for Newcastle women

2 players have retired from football and 5 have been released. the loan signing of Morgan Gautrat has been made permanent (but hardly played on loan)

All backroom staff have been released, as the new manager has a good old fashioned clear out

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van Hecke to Spurs from Brighton