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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Alviro Patterson » Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:30 am

SaintPowelly wrote:
Alviro Patterson wrote:Suarez sould be looking at 18 months considering it's his 3rd offence and Cantona got banned 8 months for his Kung Fu style kick at a Crysatal Palace game.


The Kung Fu kick was worse, he kicked a member of the public, had Suarez bit a crowd member, he wouldn't play again.


Difference being Cantona was provoked, Suarez just took a nibble for no reason. Also Cantona got arrested for assault, Suarez should be done for Bodily Harm.
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Re: FIFA World Cup group stages

Postby from_the_stands » Fri Jun 27, 2014 7:39 am

SaintPowelly wrote:I think he should of been locked in a room with a cannibal for 90 mins,.


Stick him in the Amazon for 90 minutes, where there are plenty of piranhas.
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Aidan11 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:04 am

How much toothpaste does that bloke get through.
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby SaintPowelly » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:20 am

antona was provoked ? You mean like most footballers are on a weekly basis ?

And the law doesn't apply when 2 players are involved, never has, doubt it ever will
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Aidan11 » Fri Jun 27, 2014 11:20 am

888Poker have dropped their sponsorship contract with Suarez.

Probably the first of many.


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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby The Waugh Twins » Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:04 pm

What bothers me more than Suarez and the bite is the way Uruguay appear to be handling it, at least their press and a number of people in important positions.

It's childish at best, and the targeting of the British press is nonsense. Here in the States they wanted it handled swiftly and so it was.

I remember when Australia arrived off the plane to play a play off in Uruguay some years ago and they were punch by Uruguayan fans as the walked to their bus. What planet are these folks on? They say the bite was no big deal, are they really that sheltered?

I think now it is extremely important that Suarez apologizes before the next match.
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Re: FIFA World Cup

Postby Durhamfootman » Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:34 pm

braveneutral wrote:Poor Luis Suarez. Tried to give his partner a hickey and gets global condemnation for it. He must feel like a scapegoat sometimes.

Can't wait for DFM to have a say on this.

Seemingly FIFA won't even let Suarez move in behind my bins, because, thanks to Edam Hazards antics, my bins have been officially designated as a ballboy kicking practice area.

I'm hoping Eldis Caravan moves in instead. He was rumoured be coming last year, but failed to turn up. Bins have been too quiet, for too long, which probably means a German player is about to move in
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby from_the_stands » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:07 am

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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Durhamfootman » Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:21 pm

I think I've seen somewhere that suarez reckons he fell, or tripped, or something, and the bite was unintentional

He was going to appeal the judgement, seemingly, but his dog ate all the appeal forms the night before they were due in
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby SaintPowelly » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:09 am

An England football supporter had a piece of his ear bitten off by another England fan at the World Cup in Brazil.

The assault happened during England's match against Uruguay in Sao Paulo on 19 June, British police deployed to the tournament have said.

Local officers started an investigation after the fan made a complaint but the assailant has not been identified.

Confirmation of the incident came after radio pundit Stan Collymore tweeted he had seen footage of a "fan attacked".

Six police British police officers have travelled to Brazil for the tournament. Their role is to to offer support and advice to Brazilian police and local authorities as well as overseeing the thousands of England fans who travelled to the country.
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Re: FIFA World Cup

Postby braveneutral » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:31 am

Durhamfootman wrote:
braveneutral wrote:Poor Luis Suarez. Tried to give his partner a hickey and gets global condemnation for it. He must feel like a scapegoat sometimes.

Can't wait for DFM to have a say on this.

Seemingly FIFA won't even let Suarez move in behind my bins, because, thanks to Edam Hazards antics, my bins have been officially designated as a ballboy kicking practice area.

I'm hoping Eldis Caravan moves in instead. He was rumoured be coming last year, but failed to turn up. Bins have been too quiet, for too long, which probably means a German player is about to move in

I wouldn't expect anything less from FIFA. Good judgement call that.

If a German moves in you will never see your bins again. They will treat them like their own and move in with no qualms. In the plus side at least they will be organised.
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I suppose.

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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby braveneutral » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:31 am

Aidan11 wrote:How much toothpaste does that bloke get through.

I really hope he does brush his teeth. That would be disgusting.
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Aidan11 » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:44 am

Durhamfootman wrote:I think I've seen somewhere that suarez reckons he fell, or tripped, or something, and the bite was unintentional



I laughed when I heard this on Sky yesterday. It was just as I had a pie in front of me. The news made me stumble and ended up landing on the pie with my teeth....several times.
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Red Devil » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:33 pm

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An England football supporter had a piece of his ear bitten off by another England fan at the World Cup in Brazil.

The assault happened during England's match against Uruguay in Sao Paulo on 19 June, British police deployed to the tournament have said.

Local officers started an investigation after the fan made a complaint but the assailant has not been identified.

Confirmation of the incident came after radio pundit Stan Collymore tweeted he had seen footage of a "fan attacked".

Six police British police officers have travelled to Brazil for the tournament. Their role is to to offer support and advice to Brazilian police and local authorities as well as overseeing the thousands of England fans who travelled to the country.


saw it on the telly - apparently it was racially motivated. i hope they find him and leave him to rot in a brazilian jail.
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Re: Suarez bites off more than he can chew

Postby Red Devil » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:35 pm

Aidan11 wrote:
Durhamfootman wrote:I think I've seen somewhere that suarez reckons he fell, or tripped, or something, and the bite was unintentional



I laughed when I heard this on Sky yesterday. It was just as I had a pie in front of me. The news made me stumble and ended up landing on the pie with my teeth....several times.


do you think that he really thinks people are going to believe that?
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