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Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2026 5:53 pm
by Durhamfootman
Sparky Hughes has left Carlisle Utd and is to be replaced by former Newcastle goalie Rob Elliot after his Lazarus style saving of Gateshead in the National league

Another former Mag, Lee Clark has taken over at Hartlepool

Anthony Gordon is currently having a medical at Barcelona to complete a £69M plus add on move. Nobody knows what this means for Marcus Rashford whose reported loan deal has a £26M clause to make his signing permanent if Barca want. Maybe they'll sign Rashford too and then try to sell him on later. Certainly Man U don't want him back

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2026 6:00 pm
by Durhamfootman
Khadija Shaw has signed a new 4 year deal at Man C, after looking for an age to be heading to Chelsea

London City are trying to sign Alexia Putellas after she announced that she was leaving Barcelona this week

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2026 4:24 pm
by Durhamfootman
Trippier has agreed to join Wolves. Good signing for them if they can complete it

Konate and Liverpool have ended contract negotiations and he will leave on a free next month

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2026 4:58 pm
by Durhamfootman
Mourinho to Real Madrid. 3 year deal

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2026 1:01 pm
by Durhamfootman
Slot sacked

Gordon to Barca confirmed

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2026 7:16 pm
by Durhamfootman
Earps to London City

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 9:08 am
by andy
Durhamfootman wrote:Slot sacked

Gordon to Barca confirmed



I don't understand how Barca get away with it?! They have literally no money it's utterly ridiculous

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 2:05 pm
by sussexpob
Very strange signing from Barcelona. They had 4 players score over 20 goals last year, why do they need a player who did almost nothing last year? Gordon is tremedously overrated.

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 2:08 pm
by sussexpob
Christian Burgess leaves USG :( :( :( :( :(

What a servant to the club. I thought he'd end his playing days in Union colours, but he's decided to try and play 1-2 years and maximise his earnings elsewhere. I get that for a 34 year old, and wish him great luck in his next adventure.

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2026 2:45 pm
by Durhamfootman
sussexpob wrote:Very strange signing from Barcelona. They had 4 players score over 20 goals last year, why do they need a player who did almost nothing last year? Gordon is tremedously overrated.

I guess it makes more sense than Gordon to Bayern would have done, which was the original interest. That assumes, of course, that Barca don't want to buy Rashford for £26m, which feels to me like a cracking price. That's really the bit that I don't get.... Rashford for 26 or Gordon for 70... not that Newcastle will be complaining. 70 covers the original price and all his wages for the time he spent at the club, even with Everton's 15% cut of the 25m profit

Gordon might thrive in Spanish football and I hope he does. I like him as a player and I wish him well. I also hope Newcastle inserted a sell on clause in his Barca deal because, at 25 years of age, he's young enough to fetch an even bigger transfer fee when he moves on again if he does really well for Barca

Of the 4 marquee players in last season's squad, Gordon would be the one that Newcastle fans would most happily accept leaving. Can they hang onto the other three? Bruno will stay, I think, and I'm hoping Tonali stays put, but I'm less confident about Livramento

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 2:25 pm
by Durhamfootman
Ederson to Man Utd £35M from Atalanta

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2026 9:11 pm
by Durhamfootman
Iraola looks certain to be announced as Liverpool boss

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2026 2:22 pm
by Durhamfootman
is the new Liverpool boss

Robertson has signed for Spurs on a free

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2026 3:19 pm
by andy
Hmm not sure what I think about iraola and Liverpool? Felt if he wasn't moving abroad he would have been better off staying at Bournemouth giving he's just guides them to Europe...

Re: Hokey Cokey thread summer 2026

PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2026 12:49 pm
by Durhamfootman
David Sullivan has stepped down as West Ham chairman with immediate effect

impending publication of serious historic allegations, seemingly