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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby sussexpob » Mon Jun 29, 2026 2:53 pm

After the dejection of a bad series, may as well focus on the funny side. It did make me chuckle that as soon as England were in trouble here, Marcus North turned up everywhere giving interviews to everyone who would hand him a microphone at Trent Bridge. Experienced in management, knows the county game, all that jazz.

Marcus, please have just a tad bit more class. The execution hasn't even started yet, let alone the bodies cold enough for you to get your job pitch in ....

Maybe he will turn up to Rob Key's resignation press conference with his CV?
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Jun 29, 2026 3:28 pm

He might have been doing it because everyone else is hiding from the press!

Well done NZ. Stalwart and plucky win despite several setbacks. 1-0 down as well.

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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby sussexpob » Mon Jun 29, 2026 3:51 pm

I have heard a lot over the last few days about England being entertaining with their play, but this angle does confuse me. If I liked whacking sixes, I'd actually care more than 0% about the IPL or the 100. Which I dont, and not even remotely.

Not sure where some of these people think they speak on behalf of English cricket fans. Mitchell grinding out a 250 ball hundred is proper cricket.... and some of actually like that.

Much more than slapping tennis shots to boundaries brought in 50 meters
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby Durhamfootman » Mon Jun 29, 2026 7:06 pm

Arthur Crabtree wrote:He might have been doing it because everyone else is hiding from the press!

that feels more like it
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby Durhamfootman » Mon Jun 29, 2026 7:16 pm

I really think that we'll get the root and branch overhaul we thought we were going to get 5 months ago

Curfewgate must have made Key's position untenable, surely? And if he goes, McCullum will go. Perhaps not immediately, because Harry Brainless will need someone to egg him on for the Pak series. After the summer, depending on who replaces Key, a new head coach will be appointed

I'm going to be really controversial here....... but it might not be ludicrous to suggest that England bring back Flower.... he being the polar opposite to McCullum. I think I'm right in saying that Key tried to justify Bethell's spell in this year's IPL as a not to be missed opportunity to work with Flower to develop his game.

Madness, I know

and probably heretical too
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby Durhamfootman » Mon Jun 29, 2026 7:17 pm

I reckon Key would be gone immediately if the ECB got any sort of a nod or a wink from Alec Stewart
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby sussexpob » Mon Jun 29, 2026 7:27 pm

Atherton has already proclaimed bazball dead after play. The ECB won't get anyway with another long investigation kr what not... The normally calm press are baying for blood. Everyone to a man is demanding sackings....
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby sussexpob » Mon Jun 29, 2026 7:32 pm

Even Mark Butcher laid into key... Big mates the two. Must be awkward ...
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Re: England v New Zealand Test Series 2026

Postby andy » Tue Jun 30, 2026 9:34 am

sussexpob wrote:Even Mark Butcher laid into key... Big mates the two. Must be awkward ...


Just doing his job to be fair...if key did his we wouldn't be in this mess
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