Durhamfootman wrote:Clarkson
He could be employed to deflect all media attention away from the players and coaches. He would be like Mourinho taking all the attention onto himself leaving the playing staff free to just get on with stuff.
Have you just been battered to within an inch of your life by NZ?
Send out Clarkson and get him to refuse to answer a journo's question because she's a girl and her tits aren't big enough to warrant an answer
Have you just lost to Bangladesh?
Send out Clarkson and get him to drop the 'N' word into his answer to every question
struggled to beat an associate side?
Send out Clarkson with an H982FLK licence plate tied around his neck and get him to punch a journo for asking a data related question
"My experience as captain has made me a better player and better person and I've learnt a lot about the team and my own performance,"
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