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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:18 pm

He was strangely overlooked for Michael Vaughan's book.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Making_Splinters » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:05 pm

No point buying it, the bits most will be interested in will be all over the press anyway.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:13 pm

Which will give the press another story. No one buys KP's book.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Gingerfinch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:33 pm

rich1uk wrote:
Arthur Crabtree wrote:Any guesses for the foreword (hopefully not Piers Morgan)?

Ricky Ponting?
Michael Vaughan?
Freddie?
SRT?
Simon Cowell?


D/L :dunno


That could be the shortest forward in history.

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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby yuppie » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:11 pm

Arthur Crabtree wrote:Any guesses for the foreword (hopefully not Piers Morgan)?

Ricky Ponting?
Michael Vaughan?
Freddie?
SRT?
Simon Cowell?


It will be Warnie. Him and KP have a pretty big man crush on each other.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:03 pm

Good one. Though I was wondering if his popularity in India might better be turned into sales by an Indian name. Not a single Aussie will read a word of KP's book.

Maybe Darren Lehman might.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby hopeforthebest » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:10 pm

Nigel Farage?
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:11 pm

Nigel's big in India?
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby hopeforthebest » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:33 pm

Arthur Crabtree wrote:Nigel's big in India?


I should say so, isn't he India for the Indians, all of them.
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Aidan11 » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:02 pm

Genuine tweet from KP -

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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby rich1uk » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:13 pm

could be a fun few days

wonder if the ecb will provide their side of the story too ?
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

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Not a genuine tweet from Giles Clarke -

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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Alviro Patterson » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:56 pm

rich1uk wrote:could be a fun few days

wonder if the ecb will provide their side of the story too ?


Probably too busy inventing new punishments for a certain county cricket captain accused of racism
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Durhamfootman » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:22 pm

Arthur Crabtree wrote:Any guesses for the foreword (hopefully not Piers Morgan)?

Ricky Ponting?
Michael Vaughan?
Freddie?
SRT?
Simon Cowell?


Hopefully it will be something like the foreword to the ripping yarns collection

Introduction by a very famous man

The collection of outrageous and offensive erotica which fills these pages does no credit to its authors, Sandy and Knud Urkstrom, and even less to a publisher of Oxford University Press' reputation.
I only wish it possessed a fraction of the brilliance and insight of Kevin Pietersen's autobiography, for which it was my privilege to write an introduction earlier today.

Regretfully yours,
an extremely famous and charismatic personality

PS. Could you send me twelve more copies for some friends who I know will be equally offended
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Re: Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:44 pm

Or they could just get /Michael Henderson.

With the gloves off at midnight, there might be a few blows in KPs Telegraph column. If it's still going.
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