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Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:33 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Arthur Crabtree wrote:Ton for Lyth in an otherwise disastrous Yorks batting card. If there was an opening spot available...


Wicketkeeper John Simpson of Middlesex with a more impresive ton yesterday, get them both in for the Rose Bowl!

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:35 pm
by Alviro Patterson
COOK OUT! MOORES OUT!

Sack the England players, except Root, Ballance and Plunkett

Appoint Jason Gillespie as interim coach, give Andrew Gale the captaincy.

Select the following team for the 3rd test:

Alex Lees, Adam Lyth, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Andrew Gale (c), Adil Rashid, Tim Bresnan, Liam Plunkett, Ryan Sidebottom, Jack Brooks.

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:46 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
No 14 man squad?

Surely Woakes has to be picked and then left out?

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:05 pm
by dan08
Alviro Patterson wrote:COOK OUT! MOORES OUT!

Sack the England players, except Root, Ballance and Plunkett

Appoint Jason Gillespie as interim coach, give Andrew Gale the captaincy.

Select the following team for the 3rd test:

Alex Lees, Adam Lyth, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Andrew Gale (c), Adil Rashid, Tim Bresnan, Liam Plunkett, Ryan Sidebottom, Jack Brooks.

I know you're joking but that's not actually a bad team...

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:41 pm
by Aidan11
Woakes has been England's best player this summer.

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:07 pm
by ianp1970
Aidan11 wrote:Woakes has been England's best player this summer.


Surely Swann and Pietersen are ahead of him :hide

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:36 pm
by KipperJohn
According to QI a knee jerk is a reaction which is totally unconnected to the brain..........

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:58 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Chris Rushworth has taken 15, yes, 15 wickets in a County Championship match including a 9-fer.

Perfect candidate to be in the England ODI squad.

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:51 pm
by andy
Alviro Patterson wrote:Chris Rushworth has taken 15, yes, 15 wickets in a County Championship match including a 9-fer.

Perfect candidate to be in the England ODI squad.



:clap

Re: England knee jerk thread.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:51 pm
by Aidan11
Might get a Lions place if he's lucky.