Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Apparently been released by Surrey (which would mean the ECB can't penalise his views).

[braveneutral]

I read it already. Not sharing though as I have a confidentiality agreement in place which expires at midnight the day after the release. I will tell you everything then.

[Arthur Crabtree]

How come?!

[Arthur Crabtree]

You in KP's entourage?

[braveneutral]

Pfft.

KP is in MY entourage.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Does he read your books?

[braveneutral]

Does he read your books?

Sometimes, when I can't be bothered, I make him write them as well.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Doesn't that make you come across as a bit arrogant and mercenary?

[Arthur Crabtree]

If KP is writing your stuff....

[Arthur Crabtree]

I suppose that's why KP came out with all that info about Russian culture in his interviews.

[braveneutral]

Must be. Arrogant and mercenary?

Nothing of the sort, more like calm, collected with a hunt of Gandhi togetherness thrown in.

[Arthur Crabtree]

The book might have a new age cross over appeal then. KP's not going to waste negative energy on Jonathan Agnew.

[braveneutral]

I told him to make it less sensational and to save all the good stuff for the follow up.

I wish I could tell you what was and wasn't slated for Agnew but this gag is proving hard to break. I told KP to get his lawyer to look into loopholes for me but nothing doing.

[Arthur Crabtree]

No problem. Hope the lawyers don't mind the Gandhi leak. That's going to be in the Telegraph tonight and The Times of India before breakfast.

[braveneutral]

Cough Sonia Gandhi foreword cough.