The Life of Peter (Data) Moores

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter has been thinking about Michael Vaughan and looking at the teamsheet for the 2nd test

"So...... you think I should pick Rashid, eh?"

"Well.... *modded* you"

Cook
Trott
Ballance
Bell
Root
Stokes
Butler
Rashid Moeen Ali
Jordan
Broad
Anderson

"You're not in charge yet tosspot!"

[rich1uk]

Today, Peter has been thinking about Michael Vaughan and looking at the teamsheet for the 2nd test

"So...... you think I should pick Rashid, eh?"

"Well.... *modded* you"

Cook
Trott
Ballance
Bell
Root
Stokes
Butler
Rashid Moeen Ali
Jordan
Broad
Anderson

"You're not in charge yet tosspot!"

[Aidan11]

Moores computer screen will hopefully look something like this today -

Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid, Pick Rashid,

[Aidan11]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688

[rich1uk]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32407688

reminds me of the old joke about how unrealistic all the gaming adverts on TV are where everyone is happily playing the game , to be more realistic it needs a fat guy sitting in his underwear, throwing the controller at the wall and shouting at the screen that its a cheating ****

[rich1uk]

today peter decides to try a different approach

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is trying to persuade Alistair Cook to fill out his postal vote for the forthcoming General Election

They are trying to find a Very Conservative candidate to vote for, but can't find one

[braveneutral]

They take a different approach and vote for the UKIKPP. The United Kingdom Independence from KP Party. Moores was seen wearing a T-shirt with their logo on the front and the campaign slogan 'go back to where you come from' on the back.

[Alviro Patterson]

Moores and Cook claim to have secret UKIKPPers from those in cricketing circles, including those on the staff of Surrey CCC.

[rich1uk]

Moores headline policy as leader of the UKIKPP will be to do away with all the foreign computers that are skewing his data analysis and in future only british made spectrum ZX81s will be provided for the task

[Aidan11]

Cook and Moores


That is one letter from a 60's comedy duo.

[Aidan11]

Maybe we should call them Pete & Dud.

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is demonstrating to Cook how he will stop him from getting his back leg stuck on the crease

[Aidan11]

Peter's games room

[rich1uk]

today peter has been setting out his plans for England's ODI team