Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Durhamfootman]

Alice Cook caught having an affair with Roger Uttley of Gosforth and England

and Muttley of Wacky races

[Aidan11]

Giant mobile phone becomes new England captain.

[Arthur Crabtree]

England players say the dressing room is fully behind giant mobile.

[rich1uk]

Ben Stokes appointed new England ODI captain , an ECB statement has said this will apply retrospectively to all ODIs for the last 2 years

[Arthur Crabtree]

Ha! Maybe they'll appoint KP for last winter's Ashes.

[andy]

M S Dhoni steps down as Indian test captain

[rich1uk]

Ben Stokes appointed new England ODI captain , an ECB statement has said this will apply retrospectively to all ODIs for the last 2 years

Ben Stokes sacked as England ODI captain after tour of Sri Lanka , his replacement Alastair Cook says he is looking forward to the new challenge

[Aidan11]

Ben Stokes asks for a private moment after hearing he'd been sacked.

[Alviro Patterson]

Wealdstone Raider responds to ECB support of Alastair Cook, citing "You've got no fans"

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook beats Phil Taylor in a friendly leg of darts at the Ally Pally

[Aidan11]

Jimmy Anderson accepts darts challenge but thought it was for Bullseye. He likes the phrase "You can't beat a bit of bully".

[Alviro Patterson]

Mitchell Johnson's DVD "Bouncing Back" becomes a criticial flop

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook announces his retirement from all forms of cricket, accepts offer of a PDC tour wildcard.

[Durhamfootman]

after scoring 27 runs at a SR of 77 in the big bash, Michael Carberry is immediately called up to the England T20I squad. "It's been a long time since we've seen power hitting like that from an England opener" said Peter Moores

[rich1uk]

Alastair Cook announces his retirement from all forms of cricket, accepts offer of a PDC tour wildcard.

Cook added "i wonder why I didn't go for darts earlier , a game where the quicker you get out the better is right up my street"