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Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:18 am**

Can't say that I have seen anything on this forum that will suffice, so I have started a new thread. The idea is to place news of acts/comments of idiocy here for further ridicule and discussion.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:21 am**

and boy!, do I have a doozy to kick it off:

SA (South Aus) up-and-comer Daniel Worrall brings the schoolyard into the cricket ground:

I just don't get it. Was he drunk? Was he high? What did he do it with?

Crazy.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:42 pm**

extra long stud

Ian Botham's car keys?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:24 am**

King of Spain mug.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:21 pm**

How about this tosser?

He is currently serving a 12 month custodial sentence for being a daft ponce

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:26 pm**

Or this tosser

unlike the above, this fella isn't serving a 12 month custodial sentence for being a daft ponce

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:38 pm**

One of the dumbest comments I have heard was from a work colleague, a few years ago.

A female sales rep, who this lad knew, had visited his boss in the morning. She was quite good looking, so we were talking about her during lunch. The mentioned lad said that he knew her, and that he she had a twin brother who was a couple of years younger than her.

After the initial laugh, somebody mentioned to him that a twin means you were born at the same time. He replied "no, that's identical twins"

You had to be there.