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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Alviro Patterson » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:33 pm

Arthur Crabtree wrote:Ton for Lyth in an otherwise disastrous Yorks batting card. If there was an opening spot available...


Wicketkeeper John Simpson of Middlesex with a more impresive ton yesterday, get them both in for the Rose Bowl!
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Alviro Patterson » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:35 pm

COOK OUT! MOORES OUT!

Sack the England players, except Root, Ballance and Plunkett

Appoint Jason Gillespie as interim coach, give Andrew Gale the captaincy.

Select the following team for the 3rd test:

Alex Lees, Adam Lyth, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Andrew Gale (c), Adil Rashid, Tim Bresnan, Liam Plunkett, Ryan Sidebottom, Jack Brooks.
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:46 pm

No 14 man squad?

Surely Woakes has to be picked and then left out?
I always say that everybody's right.
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby dan08 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:05 pm

Alviro Patterson wrote:COOK OUT! MOORES OUT!

Sack the England players, except Root, Ballance and Plunkett

Appoint Jason Gillespie as interim coach, give Andrew Gale the captaincy.

Select the following team for the 3rd test:

Alex Lees, Adam Lyth, Gary Ballance, Joe Root, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Andrew Gale (c), Adil Rashid, Tim Bresnan, Liam Plunkett, Ryan Sidebottom, Jack Brooks.

I know you're joking but that's not actually a bad team...
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Aidan11 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:41 pm

Woakes has been England's best player this summer.
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby ianp1970 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:07 pm

Aidan11 wrote:Woakes has been England's best player this summer.


Surely Swann and Pietersen are ahead of him :hide
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby KipperJohn » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:36 pm

According to QI a knee jerk is a reaction which is totally unconnected to the brain..........
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Alviro Patterson » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:58 pm

Chris Rushworth has taken 15, yes, 15 wickets in a County Championship match including a 9-fer.

Perfect candidate to be in the England ODI squad.
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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby andy » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:51 pm

Alviro Patterson wrote:Chris Rushworth has taken 15, yes, 15 wickets in a County Championship match including a 9-fer.

Perfect candidate to be in the England ODI squad.



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Re: England knee jerk thread.

Postby Aidan11 » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:51 pm

Might get a Lions place if he's lucky.
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