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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby braveneutral » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:48 am

Mitch 2 and Mitch 3 have a fight to the death to become Mitch 1.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:39 am

braveneutral wrote:Mitch 2 and Mitch 3 have a fight to the death to become Mitch 1.

Neither win, as CA step in just as Mitch3 cops a vicious inswinging yorker to his middle stump - and decree that Mitch2 will henceforth be referred to as Mitch1.1

Mitch2.1 is not happy either, but he is too sore to do much about it.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:49 am

James pattinson seen leaving the Deed Poll Office, grinning and clutching a piece of paper.

Rumor is going around that he now wants to be called "Mitch".
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby braveneutral » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:26 pm

ICC decide that it shall henceforth be referred to as taking a Mitchell instead of a Michelle.

Michaela Strachan furious as she thought she would be a shoo-in in any renaming situation.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:10 pm

In a move some have described as "biblical", CA have decreed that every male child born henceforth in Australia will be named Mitch.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:11 pm

Malcolm Turnbull makes a quick phone call to James Sutherland to let him know that he actually has no political power in Australia.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:12 pm

Malcolm Turnbull suddenly loses his Prime Ministership. In a mysterious development, Mark Taylor becomes his replacement.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby Alviro Patterson » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:40 pm

braveneutral wrote:ICC decide that it shall henceforth be referred to as taking a Mitchell instead of a Michelle.

Michaela Strachan furious as she thought she would be a shoo-in in any renaming situation.


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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:48 pm

GarlicJam wrote:Malcolm Turnbull suddenly loses his Prime Ministership. In a mysterious development, Mark Taylor becomes his replacement.


Arf! At least it wasn't Healy.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:35 pm

We just got rid of Abbott - at least Taylor would be a like-for-like for Turnbull (I imagine), Healy/Abbott....?
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby Alviro Patterson » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:12 am

Bob Willis calls Mitchell Johnson a traitor for quitting mid-way through the Trans-Tasman test series.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Thu Nov 19, 2015 2:46 am

Mitch1 says "Bob Who?!"
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby Alviro Patterson » Sat Nov 21, 2015 1:48 am

When discovering the news of a Mitchell retiring from international cricket, Ben Stokes is disappointed that it wasn't Starc.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby Durhamfootman » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:40 am

Phil Mitchell says that he is Mitch1 and always has been

"Cor blimey, lummee, gawd bless yer guvnor, you're nicked my son, you slaaaag"
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

Postby GarlicJam » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:21 am

Phil Mitchell assaulted (again, I'm sure) by brother Grant.
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