The Life of Peter (Data) Moores

[Aidan11]

Peter Moores goes to the shop to buy a Mars Bar -

"Mars Bars are 70p today but the data on my computer says they were 65p last week"


Stat tuned for more exciting adventures in...The Life of Peter (Data) Moores. Also coming soon to DVD

[dan08]

Saw this on Twitter

[Aidan11]

[Durhamfootman]

Saw this on Twitter

excellent

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Moores goes to the shop to buy a Mars Bar -

"Mars Bars are 70p today but the data on my computer says they were 65p last week"


Stat tuned for more exciting adventures in...The Life of Peter (Data) Moores. Also coming soon to DVD

you should try selling that to Viz comics

it would make an excellent series

I wish I could draw

[Durhamfootman]

Fan......

England were *modded* terrible today

Peter...........

actually, you are statistically incorrect

England achieved 82% of their desired targets

winning the toss (tick)
batting for 50 overs (nearly tick)
conceding less than 100 runs in the last 5 overs of bowling (tick)
having more than 3 players passing 40 (nearly tick)
Losing 2 wickets in an over less than twice (nearly tick)
playing explosive cricket from the 3rd ball of an innings onwards (Morgan tick)

would you like me to continue further? I can make all this data available for the tribunal

[Aidan11]

Coming Soon to PS4 & XBox 360....

Peter Moores Cricket Coach.

A non-exciting new game where you spend six months inputting and examining data, pick your team, bore them to death with their opponents strengths and weanesses, then watch all that data be deemed bloody useless as it takes 10 minutes to unravel badly on the pitch.

Literally seconds of fun as you part with £49.99 then wonder what the hell you've done.

Or buy the Collectors Edition for £69.99 which comes with Paul Downton doll that says "You're doing a great job" every 10 minutes.

[Aidan11]

Here are some of the reviews for that game -

"What a piece of crap" - XBox magazine.

"My eyes. My beautiful eyes" - PS4 Magazine

"The best game ever" - Paul Downton

"If I wanted to pay to be tortured I'd visit a brothel" - Wayne Rooney

"I need to look at the data before deciding whether to buy this" - Peter Moores

[braveneutral]

[KipperJohn]

Imagine Internet Explorer 6 with 2,346 tabs open........and 10k of RAM left available.....using Windows Vista......

[Durhamfootman]

Peter explains to Colin Graves what went wrong

[rich1uk]

[braveneutral]

Peter Boores.

[Aidan11]

If he analysed all the data on Google today he'd probsbly see he's at the top of the pile.

[braveneutral]

If he did it on the toilet he might get piles.