Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Alviro Patterson » Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:21 am

Hockeyroo Georgie Parker to play in WBBL|02
"Stats are there to be broken" Dominic Cork
"They took all our players away, banned our captain and we still came away with a ten-wicket victory" Jason Gillespie
"You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed" Geoffrey Boycott


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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby GarlicJam » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:23 am

Mark Woods has worms.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby KipperJohn » Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:35 am

braveneutral wrote:KP called up to shadow cabinet due to his alleged Yes Man qualities.


KP sacked from shadow cabinet for sending derogatory texts about Corbyn to Cameron.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:32 pm

England bowling coach issues ultimatum to Chris Woakes: Lose muscle and pace or you have no international future.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Durhamfootman » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:06 pm

England replace Ben Stokes with Craig Overton in all forms of cricket after a disastrous Wt20 campaign
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Durhamfootman » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:06 pm

Durham win the 2016 county championship with 3 games to spare
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Alviro Patterson » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:20 pm

Durhamfootman wrote:Durham win the 2016 county championship with 3 games to spare


Spelt Yorkshire wrong ;)
"Stats are there to be broken" Dominic Cork
"They took all our players away, banned our captain and we still came away with a ten-wicket victory" Jason Gillespie
"You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed" Geoffrey Boycott


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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Arthur Crabtree » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:31 pm

James Anderson retires citing advice from his mate Graeme Swann to let go before the average goes over thirty.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Alviro Patterson » Fri Jan 22, 2016 8:01 pm

Geoff Boycott expresses his concerns on TMS over the possible shortage of Rhubarb
"Stats are there to be broken" Dominic Cork
"They took all our players away, banned our captain and we still came away with a ten-wicket victory" Jason Gillespie
"You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed" Geoffrey Boycott


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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Durhamfootman » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:44 pm

Scott Borthwick flies home and immediately gets called up for the Man Ushited starting XI
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Alviro Patterson » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:17 pm

Geoffrey Boycott and BBC Radio 5 Live News Presenter Rachel Burden join the International Space Station mission
"Stats are there to be broken" Dominic Cork
"They took all our players away, banned our captain and we still came away with a ten-wicket victory" Jason Gillespie
"You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed" Geoffrey Boycott


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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Wiljoy » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:46 am

from_the_stands wrote:Australia to reduce the amount of international cricket they play to focus on the Big Bash League.



I MOST SINCERELY HOPE NOT,BBL IS CRICKET PLAYED FOR THE UNINITIATED PEOPLE WHO DON'T & CAN'T UNDERSTAND ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES EVER INVENTED.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby GarlicJam » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:52 am

Hi Wiljoy. Welcome.

No, this is a spoof thread, where posters make up headlines they would like to/wouldn't like to/might/might never see. A running commentary on the game, if you will.

Like in most humour (if that is a fair word), there is some truth, however.
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Durhamfootman » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:31 pm

Steve Smith worries about Australia's output
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

Postby Slipstream » Sat Jan 30, 2016 12:48 am

Durhamfootman wrote:England replace Ben Stokes with Craig Overton in all forms of cricket after a disastrous Wt20 campaign


Craig (ave 56.60 econ 10.10) asks his brother to take his place only in the short forms as he is the better red ball bowler. He feels the selectors won't know the difference.
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