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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 7:17 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Yorkshire replace India in the 2017 Champions Trophy and announce their 15 man squad

Adam Lyth
Jonny Bairstow
Joe Root
Peter Handscomb
Gary Ballance
Tim Bresnan
David Willey
Liam Plunkett
Adil Rashid
Azeem Rafiq
Matt Fisher
Alex Lees
Jack Leaning
Jack Brooks
Matthew Waite

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 3:29 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Upon England beating Ireland in the opening ODI with an innings remaining, Jonny Bairstow and Joe Root hot foot it to New Road to bat in Yorkshire's run chase against Worcestershire.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 3:31 pm
by rich1uk
England win the first ever ODI/T20 crossover match

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 3:40 pm
by Aidan11
Ireland too busy laughing at the in-jokes of playing against Wood, Willey & Ball.

They admit it was hard playing against a full member and should have known what was coming.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2017 10:56 pm
by Alviro Patterson
England select Billy Root to play in the 2nd Ireland ODI and release Joe Root to play for Yorkshire where he would face a better standard of bowling.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 12:09 am
by Aidan11
ECB insist the new T20 tournament will bring in £300 billion a year after consulting Diane Abbott on the figures.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sat May 06, 2017 10:33 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Aidan11 wrote:ECB insist the new T20 tournament will bring in £300 billion a year after consulting Diane Abbott on the figures.


:lmao :clap

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 5:43 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Drinks firm Diageo announce record profits in their rum based product as England win the 2017 Champions Trophy

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 7:59 pm
by Durhamfootman
Everyone claiming that England are deserved favourites to lift the Champions Trophy are sectioned under the Mental Health Act

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 8:34 pm
by Aidan11
Journalist tries to entice Graves and Harrison into saying England are deserved favourites to lift the Champions Trophy.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 10:30 pm
by Durhamfootman
Graves and Harrison have to check on crapinfo to see if the Champions Trophy has anything to do with penalising Durham

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:31 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Former New Zealand great and legendary commentator Jeremy Coney becomes new FBI Director

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 9:47 pm
by GarlicJam
SA*



*snort audibly

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:57 pm
by Alviro Patterson
ECB admit they are responsible for leaking the Labour Party General Election manifesto

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 10:58 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Nice one!