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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 1:36 pm
by from_the_stands
Following the duel citizenship scandal in Australian politics, CA sack Usman Khawaja, Peter Handscomb and Hilton Cartright. England concede the Ashes and flee Australia.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 6:18 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Teresa May appoints Kane Williamson as Defence Secretary

"When hearing Kane is known to steady the ship, we believe he is the right man for the role" said the Prime Minister

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:05 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Glenn McGrath predicts 5-0 Ashes win


To England

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:25 am
by Alviro Patterson
Samit Patel appointed as UK International Development Secretary

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:59 pm
by Durhamfootman
Developing countries learn to lock away the pies

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:20 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Durhamfootman wrote:Developing countries learn to lock away the pies


Developing countries start manufacturing pies as part of trade deals

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:30 am
by KipperJohn
Ian Bell passes 8,000 Test runs after shock Ashes call-up :D :shock:

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:45 am
by Slipstream
Plunkett called up after it was revealed he will play with an injury.

'We can't have men acting like babies. Ball was lying on the ground like he had been shot. Anyone knows it's just a grimace and you carry on as normal'.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:58 pm
by Durhamfootman
Colly takes temporary charge of England for the remaining 2 tests, following the sacking of Trevor Bayliss after England go 3-0 down at Perth

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:52 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Ellyse Perry called up for Brisbane Ashes opener

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:28 am
by bigfluffylemon
Alviro Patterson wrote:Ellyse Perry called up for Brisbane Ashes opener


For England.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:17 am
by GarlicJam
I had thought of offering that up earlier.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:36 am
by Slipstream
In a surprise move England have named Stokes for the 1st Test. His 2 Test ban will mean that he won't play against NZ after the Ashes. The ICC say this is not right and England say they can ban him whenever they want.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:23 pm
by Durhamfootman
Avon and Somerset Constabulary hold a lottery to determine which 3 officers get to accompany Stokes whilst on ashes duty, and discover that it is the chief constable, the deputy chief constable and the assistant chief constable.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:25 pm
by Durhamfootman
they later deny using the same software used for the random ticket selection process for the track cycling at London 2012