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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:08 pm
by Alviro Patterson
BBC understands that Gary Ballance is behind the Zimbabwean military coup to overthrow Robert Mugabe

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:27 pm
by Durhamfootman
After the inclusion in the ashes squad of australia's favourite potato, Cadbury reprise an old favouriteImage
"for Marsh get SMarsh"

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:18 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Former England legend Steve Harmison gives advice to Jake Ball on how to give scars to Australian batsmen

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:03 pm
by Alviro Patterson
US music artist DJ Khaled appointed interim head coach of the Bangladesh national cricket team

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:24 pm
by bigfluffylemon
As England's men's team is hit by injury, retirements and career-ending poor form, Sarah Taylor is called up for Sydney.

Bairstow won't let her keep.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:25 am
by Alviro Patterson
Gary Ballance and Tom Curran take compassionate leave from the England squad and travel to Harare to celebrate the resignation of Robert Mugabe

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:07 am
by Alviro Patterson
Controversial football manager Steve Evans was called as an expert witness in the trial of Shiv Thakor's indecent exposure.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:28 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Cameron Bancroft announces his retirement from all cricket to take up acting. Has lead role in a certain ITV crime drama.....

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:56 pm
by Durhamfootman
Cameron Bancroft pulls out of new drama series when he discovers that has to become a woman first. Joe Root makes himself available to audition for the role instead

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:34 am
by GarlicJam
The two have remained close friends despite their intense rivalry on the most recent season of So, You Think You Can Grow a Beard (UK)?

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:16 pm
by Durhamfootman
Mo Farah wins England player of the series

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:48 pm
by bigfluffylemon
Ben Stokes wins BBC Sports personality of the year.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:26 pm
by Durhamfootman
bigfluffylemon wrote:Alastair Cook elected Prime Minister.

Alistair Cook resigns as PM after Theresa May becomes the only England player to stay at the crease for much longer than expected

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:24 pm
by Slipstream
England surprisingly call up the ODI squad early to play in the 4th Test.
We are never going to survive the bouncers says Bayliss so we have decided to go on the attack. We are more likely to get 400 runs. It's a good way to get Plunkett and Rashid playing when some people thought they should be out here anyway.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:37 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Flower recalls Alastair Cook to the ODI XI.