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Slipstream wrote:England surprisingly call up the ODI squad early to play in the 4th Test.
We are never going to survive the bouncers says Bayliss so we have decided to go on the attack. We are more likely to get 400 runs. It's a good way to get Plunkett and Rashid playing when some people thought they should be out here anyway.

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Andrew Strauss enrolls for anti hairfall therapy considering he may lose more hair due to pressure of antics by England players involving headhunting, pouring drinks over others head, brawl outside bar and more to come.

Vinod Kambli appointed as advisor to eradicate drinking related problems within England team.

Elizabeth Bancroft signs for Somerset

"I am delighted to secure such a prolific name for the new County Cricket season. Bancroft is Box Office and the biggest name in the clubs history" said Andy Hurry.

Elizabeth Bancroft forced to announce her retirement from all forms of cricket with immediate effect after sustaining serious injury falling down one of the cracks in the wicket in a pre-season warm up at Taunton, and then contracting COPD from excessive and sustained dust inhalation whilst waiting for the emergency services to rescue her

Adi wrote:Andrew Strauss enrolls for anti hairfall therapy considering he may lose more hair due to pressure of antics by England players involving headbutting, pouring drinks over others head, brawl outside bar and more to come.

Correction. This auto correct on mobile is a pain.