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Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:37 pm
by Durhamfootman
Shahid afridi joins the England management team, ahead of the final test, to offer no advice on ball tampering whatsoever to Jimmy Anderson

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:56 pm
by Durhamfootman
Somerset enter into a drop in pitch share agreement with the MCG ahead of the 2018 county season

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:17 pm
by Slipstream
England name a surprise selecton at the toss.
Paul Collingwood will bat at 6 and bowl a few overs. He takes over the captaincy as well letting Root concentrate on his batting.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:00 am
by rich1uk
James Vince to release a compilation video

"The greatest 25s in test history"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:57 pm
by Durhamfootman
Young Johnny Bairstow censured by England after being heard to whistle 'Nightwatchman' by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers as he left the field of play at the SCG

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:58 pm
by Durhamfootman
Pietersen calls for him to be sacked

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:29 am
by rich1uk
ICC issue an addition to the new rules on bat dimensions

Any Australians with the surname Smith are only allowed to use a half bat

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:23 pm
by GarlicJam
rich1uk wrote:James Vince to release a compilation video

"The greatest 25s in test history"

Introduced by Chris Martin - who also produced the DVD, having made his millions from his own batting DVD.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:03 pm
by andy
Alistair Cook retires from test cricket :(

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:18 am
by Alviro Patterson
Jos Buttler appointed manager of Sheffield Wednesday FC, who then decide to revert back to being a cricket club.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:27 am
by rich1uk
Start of Australia-England ODI series delayed as Steve Smith is still batting in the 5th test

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:21 pm
by Durhamfootman
Young Johnny Bairstow says that being humiliated in 4 matches, instead of 5, is a huge positive for England

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:24 pm
by Durhamfootman
Kevin Pietersen retires from all T20 cricket while he waits for 5 over cricket to be invented

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:49 pm
by Durhamfootman
Image

The England management team task Sir John Chilcott to look for positives from the ashes debacle

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:53 pm
by Durhamfootman
then tell him to report back in 10 years