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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 5:05 pm
by Durhamfootman
bigfluffylemon wrote:England reach the number one spot in the ODI rankings despite not playing a match for two months. The ECB extend this logic by declaring that England will never play another ODI - that way they will stay no. 1 forever.

but are quick to stress that this does mean they are going to focus on the county championship

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:53 pm
by Alviro Patterson
County Championship match between Essex and Yorkshire at Chelmsford finishes in one day, Essex win by an innings and 8 runs.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 3:33 pm
by Durhamfootman
Durhamfootman wrote:
bigfluffylemon wrote:England reach the number one spot in the ODI rankings despite not playing a match for two months. The ECB extend this logic by declaring that England will never play another ODI - that way they will stay no. 1 forever.

but are quick to stress that this does not mean they are going to focus on the county championship


:facepalm

nowt like ruining your own joke

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 12:09 am
by Alviro Patterson
Peter Moores obtains possession of two magnetic tapes containing data of 20 Million customers from Aussie banking giant, Commonwealth Bank.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 7:55 pm
by Alviro Patterson
ECB announce they will play a 15th round of Vitality Blast matches in America

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:58 pm
by Durhamfootman
ECB announce that over rates in county championship matches are to be reduced to 78 overs a day to ensure that domestic matches more accurately reflect international standards

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2018 11:02 pm
by Durhamfootman
The ECB also announce that by 2025 it is hoped that county championship matches will be reduced to 150 mins per innings.

Durham are left to wonder how on earth they will find a way to double the length of their current average innings

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 11:27 pm
by Alviro Patterson
England replace Mark Stoneman and Dom Bess for the 2nd Pakistan test with Alex Hales and Adil Rashid

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 9:58 pm
by Durhamfootman
Tyrone Mills waiting for a test call up

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 11:24 pm
by bigfluffylemon
Alviro Patterson wrote:England replace Mark Stoneman and Dom Bess for the 2nd Pakistan test with Alex Hales and Adil Rashid


:lol:

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:52 pm
by Durhamfootman
Umpires make history by the stopping the one day cup match between Durham and Yorkshire after Durham take so many blows they appear concussed

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 12:21 am
by Slipstream
Alviro Patterson wrote:England replace Mark Stoneman and Dom Bess for the 2nd Pakistan test with Alex Hales and Adil Rashid


The selectors explain they are trying to get the one day players in the Test team and play their same attacking cricket. We want to be 200/2 at lunch.
Team for the 2nd Test - Hales Roy Root Malan Bairstow Stokes Buttler Woakes Rashid Plunkett Willey. 2nd Test last two and a half days.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:09 am
by Durhamfootman
Alviro Patterson wrote:ECB announce they will play a 15th round of Vitality Blast matches in America

after the unparalleled success of the 15th match, the ECB reaffirm their commitment to county cricket by scrapping the other 14 matches

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:00 pm
by GGAS
Durhamfootman wrote:
Alviro Patterson wrote:ECB announce they will play a 15th round of Vitality Blast matches in America

after the unparalleled success of the 15th match, the ECB reaffirm their commitment to county cricket by scrapping the other 14 matches


ECB mull over US based team in next year's edition, the New Yorkshire Patriots.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2018 11:49 pm
by bigfluffylemon
Slipstream wrote:
Alviro Patterson wrote:England replace Mark Stoneman and Dom Bess for the 2nd Pakistan test with Alex Hales and Adil Rashid


The selectors explain they are trying to get the one day players in the Test team and play their same attacking cricket. We want to be 200/2 at lunch.
Team for the 2nd Test - Hales Roy Root Malan Bairstow Stokes Buttler Woakes Rashid Plunkett Willey. 2nd Test last two and a half days.


Yet somehow is a draw