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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:59 pm
by andy
Ed Smith sacked as chief selector

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:35 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Cricket Australia release Aaron Finch, Glenn Maxwell and Billy Stanlake for Yorkshire's Royal London Cup match against Essex

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:14 am
by bigfluffylemon
Not a cricket headline, but what the hell

Super Harry Goes Ballistic, Panama Atrocious.

:coat

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:29 am
by bigfluffylemon
Another footie one, sorry.

Gareth Southgate achieves a semi.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:56 pm
by Durhamfootman
England given a heavy fine by the ICC after refusing to take the field against India until the conclusion of England's penalty shoot out for 3rd place in the FIFA World cup

The ECB pass the fine on to Durham

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:59 pm
by Durhamfootman
Liam Plunkett signs a 3 year 'white ball only' contract with Surrey, in the hope of reviving his test career

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 9:02 pm
by Durhamfootman
Mark Wood signs a white ball only contract with Durham in the hope of revitalising his waning test cricket career............... but because it's at Durham he gets told to *modded* off

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 1:31 pm
by GGAS
Alex Hales recalled to England test squad

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:47 pm
by Durhamfootman
Adil Rashid fails to bowl a magic ball in Yorks T20 match and is immediately dropped from the test squad

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:54 am
by Alviro Patterson
Scott Borthwick receives sensational recall to the England test squad

"Borthwick might have not bowled a great deal since joining Surrey, but he has a bit of X Factor after his acting stints on Call The Midwife and I believe these unique skill sets can be transferred onto the cricket pitch" said Ed Smith.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:18 am
by Alviro Patterson
Adil Rashid takes 10 wickets in the opening test against India, holds out a piece of paper saying "Yea Mikey, Talk Nah"

then later tweets "chat s***, get banged"

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:24 pm
by andy
T10 league falls flat on face as punters fall asleep over ridiclously long match!

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:50 pm
by Durhamfootman
After watching the match winning partnership between Clark and Collingwood in the Vitality Blast, Notts immediately make an approach to sign Clark for next season

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 pm
by Durhamfootman
After watching the highlights of that partnership, Surrey immediately instruct their accountants to liase with their brokers, in order to set up a meeting with Satchi and Satchi and Price Waterhouse Cooper in order to prepare the ground for a utilities consortium of foreign investors to make an offer to bring Collingwood to the Oval on a 2 year contract..... (and no need to tell the tax man, the ECB or to register it anywhere in the clubs official wage structure.... a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat)

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 2:36 pm
by andy
Adil Rashid retires from white ball cricket, to concentrate on only test cricket