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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:59 pm
by Durhamfootman
Durham finish comfortably top of the T20 Blast North group, then lose their QF to Kent after collapsing to 81 all out

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:57 am
by Alviro Patterson
Durhamfootman wrote:After watching the highlights of that partnership, Surrey immediately instruct their accountants to liase with their brokers, in order to set up a meeting with Satchi and Satchi and Price Waterhouse Cooper in order to prepare the ground for a utilities consortium of foreign investors to make an offer to bring Collingwood to the Oval on a 2 year contract..... (and no need to tell the tax man, the ECB or to register it anywhere in the clubs official wage structure.... a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat)


Steve Denison ratifies the deal

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:52 pm
by andy
Ashwin spins to India to victory over england in 5-0 series win

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:17 pm
by Durhamfootman
Jos Buttler picks up his second duck of the match after Trevor Bayliss tells him to 'grow a pair'

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 12:03 am
by Alviro Patterson
Virat Kohli hits Adil Rashid for six sixes in an over

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:21 am
by bigfluffylemon
Rashid clean bowls Kohli after he has scored 150 off 20 overs of his bowling.

Ed Smith declare that Kohli is clearly Rashid's bunny, and picks Rashid for the rest of the series.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 2:25 am
by bigfluffylemon
Root finishes India series with a 50 in each game, an average of 60, and no hundreds.

Kohli also finishes with an average of 60, but scores 2 150s, MotM in both games, but fails to pass 40 in any other innings.

Fans of both sides use this as evidence that their captain is the superior batsman.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:23 am
by sussexpob
Durhamfootman wrote:Jos Buttler picks up his second duck of the match after Trevor Bayliss tells him to 'grow a pair'


:clap

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:35 pm
by Durhamfootman
Ashwin bowls without a break for the whole of the third day against England, but India still only manage to bowl 88 overs

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:57 pm
by andy
Sam Curran promoted to opener for 2nd test against India

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:27 pm
by Durhamfootman
Jack Brooks moves to Somerset so he can keep his headband in the bottom of one of the holes in the Taunton pitch when he isn't bowling, saving him the bother of having to carry it around in his pocket

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:26 am
by Arthur Crabtree
In the interests of the Spirit of the Game, Australia state that they will not be sledging Ben Stokes in the 2019 Ashes.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:10 pm
by andy
KP appointed as human relations director in wake of the Ben Stokes affair

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 9:30 pm
by Durhamfootman
'Midas touch' Ed Smith calls up Liam Trevaskis for the second test

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:03 pm
by Durhamfootman
after seeing highlights of Durham's catching against Lancs, Ed 'Golden touch' Smith calls up the entire Durham team for the second test