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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:50 pm
by Slipstream
Bat toss banned after bat hits captain on the head and he is taken to hospital.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:38 pm
by Durhamfootman
David Warner given a further 12 month ban after being seen rubbing sandpaper on the bat used for the flip

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 9:06 pm
by GarlicJam
Durhamfootman wrote:CA say that playing the BBL using painted stumps against walls of the main stands still makes more sense than the hundred

in Aus (being the inventive lot that we are), we have eskies made with stumps printed onto the side of them.

We like to keep the hook shot in the game.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:54 pm
by Durhamfootman
David Warner receives a further 12 month ban for failing to explain to dim footmen what eskies are.... in direct contravention of Cricket Australia's new morality code

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:49 am
by Alviro Patterson
Cricket New Zealand announce the toss for all Super Smash games will decided by flipping Burgers at the nearest Burger King outlet.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:54 am
by GarlicJam
Durhamfootman wrote:David Warner receives a further 12 month ban for failing to explain to dim footmen what eskies are.... in direct contravention of Cricket Australia's new morality code

I did think about letting you know, DF, but I thought (probably correctly, too) that your Googling skills probably need a little bit of honing.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:12 am
by Alviro Patterson
Australia captain Tim Paine retires from all cricket and pursues a career in stand up comedy

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:04 pm
by Alviro Patterson
After serving his 9 month ban, Cameron Bancroft changes his name to Cameron Croft

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:21 pm
by Durhamfootman
Alviro Patterson wrote:After serving his 9 month ban, Cameron Bancroft changes his name to Cameron Croft

and stops doing yoga to concentrate on becoming a big west indian fast bowler

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:38 am
by Alviro Patterson
Adelaide Oval operators. the South Australia government, rename the Sir Donald Bradman Stand to the Sir Alastair Cook Stand