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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:51 am
by Alviro Patterson
ECB reveal that Peter Moores used the services of Cambridge Analytica for the failed 2015 Cricket World Cup campaign.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:17 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Excellent!

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:22 am
by bigfluffylemon
Andrew Strauss denies any Russian involvement in his appointment as director of England cricket.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:09 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Paul Downton awarded Hero of Russian Federation gold star in moving ceremony in Red Square.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:03 pm
by GarlicJam
Andrew Strauss gives thanks to the Cricketing Gods as Australia's cheating takes the attention away from England's incompetence.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:56 pm
by Durhamfootman
Andrew Strauss vows to end the North -v- South fixtures with immediate effect, after the North have the temerity to beat the South

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 10:54 am
by Arthur Crabtree
South Africa appoint a firm of solicitors to walk out on the morning of the crucial fourth Test in Jo'burg and toss the coin with Australian captain Tim Paine.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:18 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
In a welcome gesture of rapprochement in the cricket war between South Africa and Australia, Proteas skipper Faf du Plessis offers to show shamed Aussie counterpart Steve Smith how to tamper with the ball without being detected.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:48 pm
by Durhamfootman
Shamed Steve Smith left to rue forgetting to pretend that the tape was only used to remove stray pieces of grass from the ball.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:49 pm
by Durhamfootman
Michael Atherton seen coming out of Wilko with a pot, a kettle, and tin of black paint

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:14 pm
by GarlicJam
Arthur Crabtree wrote:In a welcome gesture of rapprochement in the cricket war between South Africa and Australia, Proteas skipper Faf du Plessis offers to show shamed Aussie counterpart Steve Smith how to tamper with the ball without being detected.

The real value in the lesson was "When caught, deny, deny, deny.".

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:10 pm
by Slipstream
David Saker, after being sacked by CA, has accepted the role of England's bowling coach once again. Farbrace is the new England coach with Silverwood as the assistant coach. Bayliss embarrassed by England's batting and Australia's ball tampering has resigned.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:22 pm
by from_the_stands
Following the ball tampering scandal, Shanky tearfully tears down the poster of Steve Smith from his wall, and adds it to the pile of previously torn down posters of MSD and KP. To make himself feel better, he forgets about cricket and resubscribes to one of his favourite Russian websites. Within 24 hours, Shanky is rushed to hospital suffering severe dehydration.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:41 pm
by mikesiva
:lmaoagain

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:24 am
by bigfluffylemon
South Africa win fourth test against Australia. No one notices.