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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:49 pm
by andy
Bunnings approach Cameron Bancroft to be the lead actor in their new advert for opening of new stores

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:06 am
by Alviro Patterson
andy wrote:Bunnings approach Cameron Bancroft to be the lead actor in their new advert for opening of new stores


:lmao :clap

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:36 am
by GarlicJam
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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:24 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Incredulity as the ECB claims no gender differential in the pay of admin and players.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:07 pm
by Durhamfootman
Commonwealth Games swimming scandal!

Australia choose an open air venue to rough up the surface of the water, after extensive and exhaustive trials proved conclusively that sandpaper wasn't up to the job

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:18 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Australian indigenous cricketers defeat England 5-0 in tour to commemorate 150 year anniversary. Joe Root sacked amidst celebrations.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:08 pm
by Durhamfootman
England complain that the ICC allow Australian indigenous cricketers to bat using a wooden handled protest placard 8 feet wide

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:13 pm
by GarlicJam
Mitchell, Starc - gold for Australia on the track in the Commonwealth Games.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:16 am
by Arthur Crabtree
Cricket Australia announce they are shocked to discover that selling live international cricket to pay tv wasn't a huge success in the UK and the cash didn't trickle down to the grassroots.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:55 pm
by Durhamfootman
Cricket Australia appoint Justin Langer as head coach after deciding that bail tampering is much less toxic than ball tampering

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:02 am
by Arthur Crabtree
ECB admits it doesn't like cricket, just the money.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:42 pm
by Durhamfootman
Arthur Crabtree wrote:ECB admits it doesn't like cricket, just the money.

Archeologists find this engraved on a tablet of stone in a hitherto unexplored part of the city of Petra

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:46 pm
by Durhamfootman
"Listen to every one of the 100 balls, live on the BBC"

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:24 pm
by Durhamfootman
Durham attempt to ingratiate themselves with the ECB by being the first to introduce the concept of 100 ball cricket into their county championship plans for the 2018 season

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:24 am
by bigfluffylemon
In a further twist, ECB reveals that the 100 ball game will involve 100 1-ball overs, with a change of ends every delivery, to make the format even more exciting and unpredictable.

Unfortunately they forget to amend over rate expectations, and the first game takes 14 hours.