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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:04 pm
by sussexpob
"In a bizarre turn of events, police reveal they are investigating a new lead in the case of Sergei Skripal, after the data on his mobile phone was finally decoded. The investigations centre on a whatsapp message sent to an unknown South African number, where Skripal called ex-England cricketer Andrew Strauss a "doos-ski", believed in Russian to mean "the kind of man who has sex with your wife".......

Strauss responded to our email for comment, but seemed to forward the reply to someone else with us in accidental copy.... the email, composing only of one word, simply says C***

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:59 pm
by andy
BCCI open up new tournament called T100, 100 balls, 100 minutes, 100 teams

It flops

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:33 pm
by sussexpob
andy wrote:BCCI open up new tournament called T100, 100 balls, 100 minutes, 100 teams

It flops


Something that future generations remember warmly as "T-Balls"

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:41 am
by DiligentDefence
ECB: 100 balls still too long. Propose 10 instead.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:01 am
by Alviro Patterson
Glenn Maxwell to play lead role in The Greatest Showman - The Musical

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:03 am
by Alviro Patterson
US President Donald Trump hosts talks between BCCI and PCB in an attempt for both sides to play bilateral series

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:11 am
by Alviro Patterson
The ICC announce that the World Twenty20 will be played on an annual basis, as a Championship in the months of April and May.

ICC supremo Dave Richardson credits CMS and forum poster Matt for the initiative.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:15 am
by Alviro Patterson
Internet forum giant Mumsnet conditionally support 100 ball cricket, but only if Kevin Pietersen takes part in the competition

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:25 am
by Alviro Patterson
In wake of the ball tampering scandal, the ICC appoint Detective Elizabeth Bancroft to find out who is actually responsible

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:45 pm
by andy
ECB re-think New cricket format and introduce international kwik cricket, if you don't say in, you're out!

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:59 pm
by Durhamfootman
New research by Mori discovers that what women and children really want is musical cricket with 3 batsmen running and the one left in the middle, when the bails are lifted, given out

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:00 pm
by Durhamfootman
ECB immediately re-introduce runners

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:39 pm
by Alviro Patterson
andy wrote:ECB re-think New cricket format and introduce international kwik cricket, if you don't say in, you're out!



:clap

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 12:48 am
by Durhamfootman
Justin Langer says he will leave no bail unturned in his fight to rebuild Australia's shattered reputation

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 3:18 am
by bigfluffylemon
England reach the number one spot in the ODI rankings despite not playing a match for two months. The ECB extend this logic by declaring that England will never play another ODI - that way they will stay no. 1 forever.