Kevin Pietersen's Autobiography.

[KipperJohn]

The Cook autobiography - 'Beeton again'.

[Alviro Patterson]

Aidan's got his name down for one

I've got the film 'Misery' in my head.

Is that Gilles Clarke in shock?

[braveneutral]

She's just seen the size of my axe.

Insert Kenneth Williams photo here.

[Durhamfootman]

His wife will be the ghost writer.

Our Story: The Right Sort of Family by Alice and Alastair Cook.

'Tentative' is the new 'Dynamic'

[Durhamfootman]

I can see an autobiography about Cook's relationship with Flower, and written by Alice, being entitled, 'Too late the hero'

front cover would have a picture of Cook and Flower tossing a coin to see who will zig and who will zag, as KP and the media line up to try and shoot them in the back. Of course we'd have to wait until the last chapter to find out which one made it back to HQ

[braveneutral]

I can tell you with the inside knowledge of my KP pre reading that he is not one of the candidates to make it back to hq this time round. Please don't share until release date. The cultures are circling in their suits with their briefcases waving papers.

[Durhamfootman]

The Cook autobiography - 'Beeton again'.

think you might have missed your vocation, KJ

You've come up with a couple of these little gems lately

[Aidan11]

5 days to go.

[rich1uk]

not an overly snappy title for cook's autobiography but something like this ;

"I wrote the bits you like, the ghost writer wrote the bits you don't"

[Aidan11]

He should call it "The Chiorboy"

[rich1uk]

He should call it "The Chiorboy"

"My Journey from Choirboy to Man of Steel"

[Arthur Crabtree]

The Cook autobiography - 'Beeton again'.

think you might have missed your vocation, KJ

You've come up with a couple of these little gems lately

Yes, good material KJ.

[sussexpob]

He should call it "The Chiorboy"

"My Journey from Choirboy to Man of Steel"

Is the chemical symobl for Kryptonite, KP?

[m@tt]

Berry and the Telegraph has the first exclusive: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... -week.html

"ECB expected to come under fire from Kevin Pietersen in cricketer's autobiography released this week"

Didn't see that coming at all.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Cook to respond. Should be interesting.

With Downton's PR skills, it seems a waste not to use him.