The Life of Peter (Data) Moores

[Durhamfootman]

today, Peter is in the Caribbean

He has spent the morning analysing England's most current data on how to swim with dolphins

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is analysing the data from last nights televised political debate, using England's current data analysis software

He has concluded that Tony Blair won, but there are question marks over his attitude (whistles a lot, apparently) which might need decisive action later; John Major was far too radical in his approach and probably needs to defend a lot more in limited over formats; and the SDP were magnificent and are probably showing England the way to go

[Aidan11]

Moores was asked how he named his team -

"Well for the captain I started off with Al, then stretched it to Ali. Then I thought Cookie sounded better but realised Cook and Chef were similar so we ended up with Chef".

[rich1uk]

today peter moores reminisces about his first mobile phone

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is running England's state of the art data analysis software over the boats and crews of Cambridge and Oxford, ahead of the university boat race next weekend.

He hasn't sat down to discuss it with his captain yet, but early analysis indicates that for the reserve race, the Cambridge boat probably has too many gold teeth, and the Oxford boat definitely needs to pull out of Syria.

For the main event, and he discussed this with his captain, immediately, analysis suggests that changing the traditional blue of one of the teams to red would probably deflect attention away from the poor quality of the team.... and make a few quid for the bean counters............ which is always nice

[Aidan11]

I'll bet Moores has a Sinclair ZX80 somewhere in the house.

[rich1uk]

I'll bet Moores has a Sinclair ZX80 somewhere in the house.

that's what he does the bowling plans on

[rich1uk]

today peter moores is reflecting on a good first day in the warm up game

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is extolling the virtues of the hundred made by his captain, Alistair. He says it is one of the finest knocks he has ever seen, and is expecting even better in the next game, which Peter has arranged for Friday, against the St Kitts under 8's

[Arthur Crabtree]

Peter explains England's strategy in the first ten overs to the England batters.



What they see.

[Aidan11]

It reminds me a lot of Don Revie's dossiers.

[Durhamfootman]

It reminds me a lot of Don Revie's dossiers.

can't do. not enough cash stuffed behind the blackboard

[Durhamfootman]

Today, Peter is trying to analyse the likely consequences of Paul Downton leaving his post.

The data available suggests that offering up the head of his captain might help him stay on as England manager when everything goes tits up in the summer..... so at least he has a plan!

[rich1uk]

Today, Peter is trying to analyse the likely consequences of Paul Downton leaving his post.

[Aidan11]

The Axeman Cometh.