Predict a Cricket Headline for 2017

[Alviro Patterson]

Yorkshire replace India in the 2017 Champions Trophy and announce their 15 man squad

Adam Lyth
Jonny Bairstow
Joe Root
Peter Handscomb
Gary Ballance
Tim Bresnan
David Willey
Liam Plunkett
Adil Rashid
Azeem Rafiq
Matt Fisher
Alex Lees
Jack Leaning
Jack Brooks
Matthew Waite

[Alviro Patterson]

Upon England beating Ireland in the opening ODI with an innings remaining, Jonny Bairstow and Joe Root hot foot it to New Road to bat in Yorkshire's run chase against Worcestershire.

[rich1uk]

England win the first ever ODI/T20 crossover match

[Aidan11]

Ireland too busy laughing at the in-jokes of playing against Wood, Willey & Ball.

They admit it was hard playing against a full member and should have known what was coming.

[Alviro Patterson]

England select Billy Root to play in the 2nd Ireland ODI and release Joe Root to play for Yorkshire where he would face a better standard of bowling.

[Aidan11]

ECB insist the new T20 tournament will bring in £300 billion a year after consulting Diane Abbott on the figures.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB insist the new T20 tournament will bring in £300 billion a year after consulting Diane Abbott on the figures.

[Alviro Patterson]

Drinks firm Diageo announce record profits in their rum based product as England win the 2017 Champions Trophy

[Durhamfootman]

Everyone claiming that England are deserved favourites to lift the Champions Trophy are sectioned under the Mental Health Act

[Aidan11]

Journalist tries to entice Graves and Harrison into saying England are deserved favourites to lift the Champions Trophy.

[Durhamfootman]

Graves and Harrison have to check on crapinfo to see if the Champions Trophy has anything to do with penalising Durham

[Alviro Patterson]

Former New Zealand great and legendary commentator Jeremy Coney becomes new FBI Director

[GarlicJam]

SA*



*snort audibly

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB admit they are responsible for leaking the Labour Party General Election manifesto

[Arthur Crabtree]

Nice one!