Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

[andy]

Bunnings approach Cameron Bancroft to be the lead actor in their new advert for opening of new stores

[Alviro Patterson]

Bunnings approach Cameron Bancroft to be the lead actor in their new advert for opening of new stores

[GarlicJam]

[Arthur Crabtree]

Incredulity as the ECB claims no gender differential in the pay of admin and players.

[Durhamfootman]

Commonwealth Games swimming scandal!

Australia choose an open air venue to rough up the surface of the water, after extensive and exhaustive trials proved conclusively that sandpaper wasn't up to the job

[Arthur Crabtree]

Australian indigenous cricketers defeat England 5-0 in tour to commemorate 150 year anniversary. Joe Root sacked amidst celebrations.

[Durhamfootman]

England complain that the ICC allow Australian indigenous cricketers to bat using a wooden handled protest placard 8 feet wide

[GarlicJam]

Mitchell, Starc - gold for Australia on the track in the Commonwealth Games.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Cricket Australia announce they are shocked to discover that selling live international cricket to pay tv wasn't a huge success in the UK and the cash didn't trickle down to the grassroots.

[Durhamfootman]

Cricket Australia appoint Justin Langer as head coach after deciding that bail tampering is much less toxic than ball tampering

[Arthur Crabtree]

ECB admits it doesn't like cricket, just the money.

[Durhamfootman]

ECB admits it doesn't like cricket, just the money.

Archeologists find this engraved on a tablet of stone in a hitherto unexplored part of the city of Petra

[Durhamfootman]

"Listen to every one of the 100 balls, live on the BBC"

[Durhamfootman]

Durham attempt to ingratiate themselves with the ECB by being the first to introduce the concept of 100 ball cricket into their county championship plans for the 2018 season

[bigfluffylemon]

In a further twist, ECB reveals that the 100 ball game will involve 100 1-ball overs, with a change of ends every delivery, to make the format even more exciting and unpredictable.

Unfortunately they forget to amend over rate expectations, and the first game takes 14 hours.