Predict a Cricket Headline for 2018

[andy]

Ed Smith sacked as chief selector

[Alviro Patterson]

Cricket Australia release Aaron Finch, Glenn Maxwell and Billy Stanlake for Yorkshire's Royal London Cup match against Essex

[bigfluffylemon]

Not a cricket headline, but what the hell

Super Harry Goes Ballistic, Panama Atrocious.

[bigfluffylemon]

Another footie one, sorry.

Gareth Southgate achieves a semi.

[Durhamfootman]

England given a heavy fine by the ICC after refusing to take the field against India until the conclusion of England's penalty shoot out for 3rd place in the FIFA World cup

The ECB pass the fine on to Durham

[Durhamfootman]

Liam Plunkett signs a 3 year 'white ball only' contract with Surrey, in the hope of reviving his test career

[Durhamfootman]

Mark Wood signs a white ball only contract with Durham in the hope of revitalising his waning test cricket career............... but because it's at Durham he gets told to *modded* off

[GGAS]

Alex Hales recalled to England test squad

[Durhamfootman]

Adil Rashid fails to bowl a magic ball in Yorks T20 match and is immediately dropped from the test squad

[Alviro Patterson]

Scott Borthwick receives sensational recall to the England test squad

"Borthwick might have not bowled a great deal since joining Surrey, but he has a bit of X Factor after his acting stints on Call The Midwife and I believe these unique skill sets can be transferred onto the cricket pitch" said Ed Smith.

[Alviro Patterson]

Adil Rashid takes 10 wickets in the opening test against India, holds out a piece of paper saying "Yea Mikey, Talk Nah"

then later tweets "chat s***, get banged"

[andy]

T10 league falls flat on face as punters fall asleep over ridiclously long match!

[Durhamfootman]

After watching the match winning partnership between Clark and Collingwood in the Vitality Blast, Notts immediately make an approach to sign Clark for next season

[Durhamfootman]

After watching the highlights of that partnership, Surrey immediately instruct their accountants to liase with their brokers, in order to set up a meeting with Satchi and Satchi and Price Waterhouse Cooper in order to prepare the ground for a utilities consortium of foreign investors to make an offer to bring Collingwood to the Oval on a 2 year contract..... (and no need to tell the tax man, the ECB or to register it anywhere in the clubs official wage structure.... a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat)

[andy]

Adil Rashid retires from white ball cricket, to concentrate on only test cricket