Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Durhamfootman]

Stevens cleared again, after the judged accepted that Stevens just thought that the umpire was a little highly strung

[SaintPowelly]

DurhamFootman banned from all cricket related activities and stadiums for life for slander.

KP and Piers Morgan set up #UnbanDFM campaign

[Alviro Patterson]

DurhamFootman banned from all cricket related activities and stadiums for life for slander.

KP and Piers Morgan set up #UnbanDFM campaign

Ban includes not being able to visit cricket forums nor compile cricket fantasy leagues

Moeen Ali sports #FreeTheFootman wristband in Old Trafford test, Eden Hazard and Colin Todd also show their support.

[Aidan11]

Piers Morgan has an a*sehole transplant.

The a*sehole rejected him.

[Alviro Patterson]

Alviro Petersen retires from cricket, takes up Rugby League and signs for Bradford Bulls

[Alviro Patterson]

Manchester United and Liverpool to play in the next ICC Champions Trophy

[Alviro Patterson]

Chris Jordan takes 10 wickets in the Old Trafford test, acknowledges landmark by holding a piece of paper up saying "Yea Mikey, Talk Nah"

[Slipstream]

India cancel tour to Australia as most of the squad are needed as witnesses in the ongoing Anderson-Jadeja saga. Lawyers fees pass the £1m mark.
Mystery witness turns up after flying back from the West Indies with incriminating text evidence.

[Slipstream]

Chris Jordan takes 10 wickets in the Old Trafford test, acknowledges landmark by holding a piece of paper up saying "Yea Mikey, Talk Nah"

[SaintPowelly]

India cancel tour to Australia as most of the squad are needed as witnesses in the ongoing Anderson-Jadeja saga. Lawyers fees pass the £1m mark.
Mystery witness turns up after flying back from the West Indies with incriminating text evidence.

[Alviro Patterson]

India cancel tour to Australia as most of the squad are needed as witnesses in the ongoing Anderson-Jadeja saga. Lawyers fees pass the £1m mark.
Mystery witness turns up after flying back from the West Indies with incriminating text evidence.

[hopeforthebest]

After months of wrangling on the Anderson-Jadeja spat thread between D/L and Dilbert an agreed solution was reached when Arthur Crabtree convinced them both that it was Peter Moores who swore at and pushed Duncan Fletcher in the lavatory of Warterloo Station.

[D/L]

Every time I open this particular thread, I wonder if I'll be wasting a few seconds of my life. Very rarely do I leave it thinking I haven't.

The "headlines" are very rarely "snappy", surely the one thing they should be.

[Durhamfootman]

The "headlines" are very rarely "snappy", surely the one thing they should be.

CMS employs crocodile to write headlines

[Durhamfootman]

crocodile dismisses Anderson/Jadeja spat as "handbags"