Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Arthur Crabtree]

ECB release dates for the 2018-30 Ashes series.

[Aidan11]

ECB release dates for the 2018-30 Ashes series.

Durham still don't get one.

[Durhamfootman]

ECB award Durham T20 finals day for 5 years from 2018 onwards

[Durhamfootman]

Durham swap all 5 T20 final days for 5 T20I's, every May for 5 years, which ultimately get rained off without a ball bowled.

[budgetmeansbudget]

ECB release dates for the 2018-30 Ashes series.

Durham still don't get one.

or Hants.

[Durhamfootman]

David Harker reaffirms his intention to bring a rained off T20 International match to the Riverside every year for 5 years.

[Durhamfootman]

Edgbaston records record profits from the additional 5 years of T20 finals day that Durham swapped for rained off internationals

[Aidan11]

David Harker wakes up on Xmas morning, opens his bedroom window, sees a young boy and tells him to buy the big turkey that's still hanging in the butcher's window. Later he promptly goes on a mad spending spree to the surprise of all the townfolk.

He's later arrested as all the money belongs to Durham County Cricket Club.