Australia tour of India, Feb 17-March 29

[Arthur Crabtree]

Do you want to be Blofeld?

[braveneutral]

Or Danny Morrison but would be happy with either.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Not sure you've quite got the requisite effervescence.

See you more as a Blofeld to be honest.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Actually, before you take offence, I withdraw that statement

[braveneutral]

Really?

Blofeld is the one that the rest get frustrated with being beside.

No offence taken mind!

I would have DFM as Blofeld - not due to any frustrations but for his immaculate powers of description.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Sorry, just joking by naming the most extreme commentator out there. I take it all back.

[braveneutral]

Oh no I quite like Blofeld but don't think I live up to his powers of observation.

[Arthur Crabtree]

It's all taken back now though.

[braveneutral]

But that means that I can't revel in being Blofeld.

[Arthur Crabtree]

I'd advise you against that.

[braveneutral]

Your advice will temporarily be heeded.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Blofeld is a particular taste... like the durian fruit... For every enthusiast, you will be exposed to a thousand enraged antagonists. It's not worth it, frankly.

[braveneutral]

Much like Danny the Man Morrison!

[Arthur Crabtree]

Danny Morrison has the potential to be a Blofeld some time in the future. But he's still a little inexperienced. He needs to cut back his range of expression to perhaps two or three topics and then repeat to way past screaming point. Morrison currently works twice as hard for only half the irritation.

[braveneutral]

But he is putting the effort in.