by bigfluffylemon » Thu Jan 08, 2026 9:33 am
Another game that looked somewhat close, but where England lost key moments. To be honest, if England had simply held all their catches, this series, and this test, could have been an awful lot closer. The gulf in quality isn't that high between the two sides - the gulf in preparation and execution of basic skills has been the difference.
My verdict on England's players, FWIW
Reputation enhanced:
Tongue - 18 wickets at 20 - England's best bowler in the three games he played left everyone asking where he was for the first two tests. Should be in the first choice XI for the summer.
Bethell - Only one significant contribution across two games, but the first was played on a minefield. His 150, while it came on the best batting surface of the series, was mature beyond his experience and made everyone ask why England had left him out until after the series was decided. The number 3 slot is now his to make his own.
Passing grade, but inconsistent:
Root - England's highest run scorer, 2 magnificent centuries firmly got that monkey off his back, but outside those innings didn't contribute a lot and was as culpable as anyone for the batting collapse that squandered the lead at Perth.
Archer - Bowled some of England's best spells, but also had some poor ones that showed he was probably short of cricket (no surprise there). Injured again is a concern.
Carse - England's highest wicket taker, and an average of 30 and SR 37 isn't that bad, but in a bowler-dominated series he had too many bad spells also.
Poor series, but enough credit in the bank to stay on:
Brook - Came in as England's second best bat, after Root, and somehow was England's second highest run scorer at an average just under 40 - but only 2 50s and no hundreds, he failed to make a single match-defining contribution. Too many brain-dead dismissals shows that his judgement is muddled, to put it kindly. Gets some credit for getting England over the line in Melbourne.
Stokes - England's most consistent bowler across the series, but his batting has fallen off a cliff. Should remain as captain in the short term if he can bowl, but drop down the order. Injuries remain a concern.
Need to go away and work on their game, but enough talent that I hope they'll be back:
Duckett - Came in with a claim as one of the best all-format openers, and surrendered that title to Travis Head, of all people. A dreadful series in which he failed to adapt his game and didn't pass 50 once.
Smith - The chase against India at the Oval seemed to scramble his brain, and he hasn't recovered, but there is talent there. Needs to get some big runs under his belt in the county game and get his confidence back.
Atkinson - Had a great first year of test cricket, but been unable to back it up in his second - failed to hit the right areas too often.
Potts - Unfair? He was on a hiding to nothing with no cricket for months. But was crap nonetheless.
Drop them and I hope to never see them in England whites again
Crawley - Do I really need to say more?
Pope - So many chances, so many failures to kick on, he's destined to be the Ramprakash of this era - scoring bucketloads at county level but unable to handle the rigours of the test arena.
Wood - Did anyone really think he wasn't going to break down again, or contribute anything of note while the series was live?
Jacks - Again perhaps unfair, he was a bizarre selection asked to do something he's not remotely suited to. But not a test player - stick to white ball.
WTF award:
Bashir - What were they thinking?
Verdict on my predictions:
- Final prediction: Australia 3 - England 1, with one of the three east coast tests a rain-affected draw.
Close but not quite - didn't rain enough in Sydney to save England, for once.
-Other predictions, some more serious than others:
- Stokes to play 3 tests at most due to injury
Nope. Somehow he held up until the penultimate day of the series.
- At least one Australian to announce that the Sydney test will be their last
Ding ding - So long, Usman. Thanks for all the fish.
- Boland PoTS
A fine performance, but not close in the end.
- Root to score a century at last, but Duckett to top score for England
Part A spot on, part B couldn't have been more wrong.
- Wood or Archer to break down mid-test and leave England a bowler short
Or? Try both.
- Every England fan to turn up to Perth to be issued with a sheet of sandpaper by the Barmy Army
Maybe
- At least one player in Sydney will not have been in either squad before the series as injuries mount
Technically no, but I'm claiming a moral victory on this one with Richardson playing in Melbourne, and Murphy and Fisher being called up.
- Starc to take a 5-fer in the D/N test (bet the house on that one)
And the house is safe.